It may be the K9, but is it 'Dog tested. Dog approved'?

Me either. They tend to leave stains.

...,but should you, and then drive it?

Mmmm, yes, facts check they are or report it I will not.

I don't think they've made a big deal about it. I just found out the other day, and we're pretty involved with a local biddy wrestling team.

I think they brought wrestling back. That's not really the crowd you want to piss off.

Okay, so where's the dash cam footage from all this?

You hang one of these on the door.

I was stopped at a 4 way red light yesterday with about 20 other cars. At least 9 were Pontiacs. I had a sad.

As long as idiots keep buying them, Fuji Heavy will keep making them. Then we can buy them second hand for cheap. Because Racecar.

Yeah, they kind of went mainstream to enlarge their market.

Beware. Nibbles doesn't just drive servers anymore.

I drive like this, and then I go "vrooooommmmmm!"

Ass cloud?

Yup.

Just start making these again. Please.