"Hey, I think I got this Kinja thing figured out."

Matt Lauer is confused.

Anyone taking that route is Fucked.

...should have watched Top Gear this weekend.

This might be close.

Morgan Lake makes amazing swim after a near deadly fall from a 40 story bridge.

Beware, The Zimmer-Man!!!

Nope, it was you. Or, people like.

Doubled from what 2 to 4? duh-duh-dunt

I used to ask my mom what the name of the "Dump Truck" car was.

But, but, but, he's got the illest airdam alive?

Now it has wings. I hate commercials.

Take Godzilla...

Holy hole in a donut, Batman. That was fast.

I was hoping someone would get it.

Willis?

Just 4 more mph, and he could have went back and made it look like it never happened.

Now with 100% more quickening!

"Yo Dawg, I heard you like SpongeBob in your SpongeBob"