Just 4 more mph, and he could have went back and made it look like it never happened.

Now with 100% more quickening!

"Yo Dawg, I heard you like SpongeBob in your SpongeBob"

If this were a game I would lose. The vehicross line of thinking gets me every time.

In other news. Fedex and UPS have just announced a merger. The new entity will be known as Fedup.

But, will it drift?

It's nice to see the GRC getting in on some internet meme action.

Amazing.

Someone please tell Mr. Furuyama to read moar JALOPNIK.

We have Little Cesar's where they have $5 hot and ready pizzas (pepperoni only) everyday from 5-8.

Wacky Races smoke screen?

My sons Iview had a broken touch screen, so I used a mouse and set it up as a digital clock/picture frame for my man cave.

Actually that is an optional distress call. I think it was only available for 1 year. Made possible by a request from The American Clown Council. The decision was made to go with the "distress call" over the "clown shoes" because red tires are dumb. (repost)

No thanks, turns your fingers green.

Same here. This is by far the easiest way I have found to cut down on pet hair. Also, I'm lazy. (2 black cats, 1 tan Puggle)

I don't like people. They are dumb.

It's a LeMons car. Has to cost less than $500. Then you can spend unlimited amounts of money in the name of "safety". If safety makes it go faster (or look better), you bribe the judges to look the other way.

Just because you don't "see" Camrys, doesn't mean they aren't there.

It's the same here in the Toledo area.

I'm be looking forward to Jalopnik first drive.