My head just about exploded thinking about the epic showdown that would have happened if Schiano hit THIS guy with his car. Universe, please make it happen.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

Nate’s whole thing is that emotionally over-invested partisans (non-sociopaths) continually read too much into every little event, aided by narrative-driven media members.

Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

Hey hey hey, let’s not forget about the Chrysler 200.

That’s the catchiest song of the summer? 2016 is truly the worst year ever.

600 horsepower? I’m pretty sure it’s got Lambo exhausts bro.

In this example, there’s no comparison.

Those are his Bad News Jeans

Speeding really shouldn’t be a felony. Don’t we have enough people in privatized prisons already? Slap the felony charge on when people are hurt.

Who? The Camaro or the videographer?

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

Can we please give Cleveland a few days before we have to deal with this bullshit again?

I’m not great at spelling, but Benghazi has a “Z” in it.

I’m no doctor, but I’d advise you not to let yourself get hit in the head on a daily basis the next 15 years. That and lay of the cocaine, HGH, PCP,steroids, and horse tranquilizers.

I think benching love for Frye and Irving for Dellavedova is their best bet. Or Thompson for Dellavedova and let lebron be the point.

If you can’t beat best regular season basketball team twice in their near-invincible home arena your team is pathetic and deserves to be washed out to sea.

After watching that special on ESPN it seems like some higher power is not only saying Fuck the Cavaliers but double FUCK Cleveland in general. The mysterious higher powers started with football [the drive], then baseball [blowing a lead in the 9th inning in the 7th game against a team from FLORIDA?] and now it’s…

I’m no roundy-ball expert, but this is what I see when I look at the Cavs’ recent history: