Who do I blame for that atrocious spelling of ‘Johnathan’? His parents or the cop?

Most Likely To Fail Upward

The St. Cletus school band.

Sorry I can’t hear anything over the deafening mediocrity of drum brakes on a $40k midsize pickup.

Just looking at those fries makes me want to puke. Whatever they’re paying you to do this, it isn’t enough.

This makes me so jealous. My mom only interrupts me with updates on her fibromyalgia and birthday wishes for the wrong grandchild.

Don’t, just don’t. The more people watch this kind of shit, the less real automotive shows we get.

Optimus Prime’s kidney stone. Excellent analogy.

Daniel Tosh already nailed it.

i know how much its worth i dont need to sell i dont need help selling it photos speak for themselves ran when parked no lowballs dont waste my time call only no texts money talks will not answer emails make an offer

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

“He should be apologizing for all the goddamn weeds in his yard.”

Based on this Instagram post it appears that Pacman is a stand-up guy.

2016 Ford Focus RS - Coming soon to ditches and utility poles near you!

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

[Sixteen horribly torn Kangaroo pouches later]

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

Dare I say, it’s attractive. I like it.