I couldn’t bring myself to watch last night. But I was listening to the highlights on NPR this morning and I almost had a rage stroke at that clip. KEPT US SAFE? Are you fucking kidding me?? 9/11, several embassy attacks, two bullshit wars, the policies that have given us ISIS, the financial crisis. You have literally…

I’m beginning to think the NFL is more concerned with making money than it is in humanity’s collective quality of life.

We don’t need the cornering lamps

Yes! Every car should have those lights that shine in the direction you’re turning, it’s genius. Now something feels missing when I drive anything else, especially in dark parking lots.

Have you ever been to a live football game? For every minute of action, there’s about 3 minutes of guys standing around waiting for the guy with the headset and the clipboard to give the go sign.

Like, I don’t know, Afroduck?

Spoiled brats. The ownership of these cars should be transferred to the Jalopnik Vehicular Rehabilitation Center to tend these cars back to their pre royal family state.

Please if you are having suicidal thoughts or just struggling with depression talk to a friend or call the suicide prevention hotline. They’re there to help: 1-800-273-8255.

Sick sick burn. Really well done.

I’ve been saying since January that this is all just a vast NFL/ESPN conspiracy to promote STEM education

The surface pro is a good computer, but their apps aren’t always optimized for touch. Everything on the iPad is designed for touch. Experience wise, you’ll probably get a better experience on an iPad, but flexibility wise, the surface might be better.

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on the flip side: youre white, over 30, unsuccessful, and not attractive or in shape.

i have real friends that brag about being Packers “owners.” Fuck them.

FREE SPEECH

Can it stop from 60 to 0 in 2 seconds? No.

Fuck crew cabs, you can only get stupid short box, or even more stupid short useless short box. Single cab or extended cab/8ft box for life.

I see you’re trying to drive. How cute! Would you like help driving? I have over 300 behavioral templates.

How about continuous driver education?

but we have those, and you can signal other drivers in a festive way as well!