Nate Silver has just straight up stopped checking his emails and answering his phone.

Pretty evil on Mettenberger’s part. The real master plan:

I miss basketball.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

‘The Cavs would have *really* sucked without Lebron’ isn’t much of a case.

When all my friends during the regular season and even sports talk announcers who are supposed to know what they are talking about were saying “Why is Matt Dellavedova playing minutes on this team” I was like “because he plays defense and picks up loose change on the court”. Currently, Dellavedova is cashing in on all…

My experience is that former members of GWAR are pretty much money when it comes to concussion diagnosis in professional athletes from a remote location.

What other car will you get for $3,800? An NA Miata?

A bit off topic: It seems that every time you guys post an article with a video that should be cued up to a certain timepoint, it isnt. Meanwhile, I run into plenty of articles that heavily imply that the whole video should be watched, but the embedded player is cued up to some point further in the video. I wonder if…

Nothing’s as bad as their actual name, Under Armour. Fuck that’s stupid.

I’d rather have Jay Leno’s collection than be cool.

Dear NFL,

Kyle Long had a pretty strong reaction to the news of McDonald being released.

“If you want, you can talk to my college coach, Urban Meyer” - Ray McDonald

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

Sorry, the QX80 is uglier still:

I always thought it looked like a crying dog.

That wad of plastic reminds me how shit modern automotive design has gotten

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”