For what it’s worth, I am very much in agreement with you. I, too, have the ability to believe that the US prison system is in massive need of reform; AND AT THE SAME TIME believe that these two (allegedly) committing robbery is their own fault, and so therefore, any tearing apart of their family is theirs, as well.

I…

For the first time in my life I have something positive to say about this band. In fact, two of them:

Dude on the right is just happy it wasn’t on his rug, man.

Vegans can’t eat Parm. (Which is good ‘cos more for me.)

I have been a vegetarian since the age of five... Despite happily eating most of the ocean now—and dabbling in a rotisserie chicken on occasion—I can’t help but shy away from the idea of chowing down on red meat thrown on a grill.

Salman’s family confirmed she was enrolled in special education classes, adding that the woman, 30, doesn’t understand “cause and effect.”

It’s a trick question. YOU (unless you’re an actual team owner) don’t have a team. They just make you think you do. The players go from one team to the other, and teams even move to different cities. The losers go home millionaires while you wake up on Monday morning, feeling depressed and gutted. Still, a few months…

I agree with this column. But all of the author’s opinions are invalidated because he believes it’s acceptable to break spaghetti in half rather than getting a bigger pot. Oh yum, a four-inch piece of linguini. That’s just great. Now it won’t even twirl around my fucking fork.

I fucking hate any shifter that returns to a central position. And I really can’t figure out why it exists. I’ve driven a number of cars with this kind of shifter and have never had an incident, but I still hate it. I can’t understand what kind of problem they were addressing when designers/engineers/UI people were…

Can someone do me a favor and Photoshop this kid’s dumb face on to the dumb shirt Drew wore on Chopped? I just think it will look funny.

on the outside, they appear nice and smooth, though admittedly not as perky as they were in my 20s. Back then, as Quincy Jones and Robert DeNiro can attest, I was the sort of person who could go braless in a sundress to a party at Lawrence Bender’s house. But that’s another story.

One of the best moments in Spy (and the whole damn thing was pretty great) was just a throwaway line: McCarthy asks Statham where he got his suit, and he says something like, “I fucking made it, didn’t I?”

I think you’re missing his point, which is a pretty simple one: Asking “Are you offended?” is a different question than “Is this offensive?” (Or: “Might this be considered offensive?”)

When your band needs a fake sex tape to drum up publicity, it’s a pretty big sign your band fucking sucks.

It makes me think of conservatives’ double standard when it comes to something as fucking stupid as public bathrooms, versus the horrific level of gun violence.

My wife and her (female) friends call each other bitch all the time. But if I called her that, she would justifiably wreck me. So I could actually see Tina Fey calling Hillary that, and it being funny and appropriate, given the context. And then I could also see hordes of whiny MRAs talking about how unfair it is that…

At least he didn’t dab. Kids watch this stuff, ya know?

WOW. Well done.

Are you kidding? I mean, what are people worried that U2 aren’t going to get their due credit or something? (“What the fuck, man, don’t hate on U2! They’re one of the hardest working bands out there, and with a little luck, maybe someday they’ll finally catch a break and hit it big!”)