Are you kidding? I mean, what are people worried that U2 aren’t going to get their due credit or something? (“What the fuck, man, don’t hate on U2! They’re one of the hardest working bands out there, and with a little luck, maybe someday they’ll finally catch a break and hit it big!”)

I had no idea U2 fans were so easily offended.

My favorite part:

When you see him from the front, you think he’s just hoping for three strikeouts.

A Brooklyn woman is suing the Manhattan location after allegedly getting sautéed in their Jacuzzi.

My 11-year old niece uses the words “woke” and “bae” less than Jezebel does. Pretty soon, this site’s going to phase out text completely and just use emojis.

This site really has to stop using the word “woke.”

Counterpoint: You should just signal when turning, and not make it a nuanced thing. Anyways, think about snowy conditions when road markings are obscured. Let’s say I’m a driver who’s not totally familiar with all of the roads. I can’t see arrows painted on the road, and I see no signal in the car ahead of me. In my…

Aw man. I remember Green Lady. This makes me miss NY.

This...this was so awesome.

Stories like these (as if there’s anything “like this”) really make me say “I am against the death penalty” aloud to myself. Either to remind myself, or to make sure I still believe it at all.

He probably assumes it’s a porno with a yuuuuge amount of fellatio.

Quick note: Donald Trump has NEVER EVER EVER watched The 400 Blows. Guranfuckingtee it.

Or even worse, as the title implies, watch him fuck JEB!

Right!? This feels like a bad plan because, like, what the fuck did she eat at her wedding? I feel like even if she took one bite of cake, her stomach would be so jarred by the sudden introduction of sugar, gluten, and dairy (not to mention alcohol if she had a little champagne), that she’d basically get immediately…

If Cam didn’t give up in this play, he gave up later in the game. I mean, by the end of the fourth quarter their entire team was utterly demoralized, and it was hardly a blow out. Up until there were three minutes left, I kept thinking it could still be anyone’s game. (I’m thinking, okay, Panthers score a TD, which…

I was reading rumors that someone asked him (in the post-game presser) something like “How does it feel to let the black community down?” which is obviously a fucking horrible thing to ask. But I can’t find video or formal documentation on it. Anyone hear this or have some reliable record of it?

Thanks for your insights here!

As a Broncos fan, I have held little hope that the Broncos will win this Sunday. I’ve been just wanting them to put up a fight. But there is some small part of me that’s been like “MAYBE WE’LL PULL OFF A LEGENDARY UPSET! MAYBE MANNING WILL GO OUT IN GLORY!”