Why, I remember just yesterday when I read your freshly posted comment, and chuckled, then thought to myself, "self, how many people will stop reading before the punchline, only to post back enraged comments about how homophobic you are?" On one hand, I am not surprised to see jimmyjet and ballburning. On the other…

That dog is shaggy, but I like it very much. +1

Is the '73 Mustang not a good look?

That melody really reminds me of "I'm Gonna Be An Engineer" by Frankie Armstrong (which was written by her collaborator, Peggy Seeger).

Those three are supposed to look like specific celebrities? Ummmm, which ones? My guess would be Jenna Elfman (with a pixie cut), Lindsay Lohan, and Divine. How many did I get right?

Karl Rove: quite possibly the only person in America who WANTS to hear more about a grandma's stay in the hospital.

Fucking BRILLIANT.

Actually, I believe he's down to 98. He had 99, but then that leaky skylight finally got fixed, and Zyrtec ended up working much better than Claritin for his seasonal allergies. That brought him to 97, but then the Solange thing happened. So 98.

Came here to make a similar comment. Happy to have you speak for me on this one, though.

+3/5

I'll fuckin take that over "I apologize if anyone misunderstood my remarks and were offended."

WOMEN: if they're not baiting you into saying racist shit, they're off getting their pictures taken with black people. Am I right, guys?

Just curious: do these folks on Whisper make "juicy" comments about how they hate other races? Or do they limit their shitty, hateful comments to targeting their kids only.

Mrs Copy Editor and I just had a baby girl four weeks ago. The name we gave her is ranked 701, and yet everyone talks about how classic and traditional it is.

Noisy insect? FROG. Hahahahahahaha

Interesting perspective. Probably right the fuck on, too. I only remember him as being a weirdly funny guy on The Daily Show. Also, he was obsessed with Morrissey. It's disappointing to learn about his attitude towards women and the writing staff at the Daily Show.

Not at all familiar with that. Was that on his show or the Daily Show?

As a Broncos fan, I'd much rather see that money spent on a time machine.

I have always been baffled about why Kilborn wasn't more successful. He didn't just play the arrogant guy. He mixed a healthy dose of the absurd into it. His five questions segment was at its most brilliant when he would tell people they were wrong about shit like what they had for breakfast that day. And I'll never…

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