Pro tip: The whole "Nova" thing was debunked long ago.

"You get a shitty car from a company that will be gone in less than five years!
And YOU get a shitty car from a company that will be gone in less than five years!
And YOU get a shitty car from a company that will be gone in less than five years!
EVERYONE gets a shitty car from a company that will be gone in less than…

The Firestone Explorer debacle was pretty bad.

Probably not the best ad from Ford

How about TrueCar's "I'm a woman and I know nothing" campaign? That was unbelievable.

If you can't even get a gun in the USA, you have no business living a life of crime.

If you get stuck in LAX traffic, you're doing something wrong. If you pick someone up at Terminal 1, there is a clearly-marked route through the parking structures that cuts off terminals 2-6 and dumps you off near the airport exit.

Yeah, you'd totally just walk out of a $400+/ticket game because of some placard you held up.

Ute: 1

Shoulda just spelled out "LOST CALF".

This was a bad move by Chevy because, as we all know, Boston was the first to put the word "strong" after a noun.

Isn't Ranjit the cabbie in How I Met Your Mother?

I like to think I would have gotten out of my car and beaten them. That way it wouldn't have been "attach with a deadly weapon" or whatever the charge would have been if I hit them with my car.

Well said sir!

This is the correct answer. You want a minivan? You're getting a minivan. The crappiest, most soul-sucking one on the market.

One problem - this is exactly what most of them SHOULD buy, instead of a CUV.

Oh, I thought by flip you meant buying a used ecobox, cleaning it, and reselling it. Y'know, like flipping a house.

Jeep by Tesla.

5 people died and their biggest concern is preventing anyone from finding out that it ever happened in the first place.