One Truck to rule them all.
One Truck to find them.
One Bro to bring them all.
And in the darkness, Smirnoff Ice them.

And to redeem my F&F submission. The end of the final race in Cars, was simply excellent.

Easy...The Blues Brothers in their shit-box Dodge. This famous quote started one of the best car chases of all time.

Where can we find computers and tires for a guy who has an exoskeleton installed after he becomes the victim of a radioactive blast in a world with a robotic police state?

Love that movie.

If I was president and I was forced to ride in an armored vehicle to get from A to B I would just have an MRAP painted in presidential colors... possibly a giant gaudy American flag vinyl wrap.

Wheels on the truck go—HOLY SHIT!

Should have stuck with the Land Cruisers that Crichton originally called for.

True story*:

Congratulations, Mr. ATX211, on COTD today! My award to you is a Brabus which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she is finished......um....whatever.

Oh yeah, absolutely. Southern OC would probably sell more of these than 1-series convertibles. Especially if they came with "safe" AWD for when it never rains.

If I'm insanely rich? I can guarantee you I would not be "low key".

As someone who lives in orange county, if they sold this with a diesel and a stick, it'd be a pretty awesome daily driver. (Especially if they threw in enough toys cheaply like nav, parking sensors, decent sound system, etc).

Funny, I called up and they said I was a "figlio di puttana." I can't decide whether that means "upstanding Italian citizen deserving of a Ferrari" or whether that's the new 458 special edition.

Yeah - I was trying to find a celebrity that looked like him and was going to post her name, but took too much effort.

I think it's particularly ironic that the WWII USAF wrap is on an Italian car that's full of German engineering. Is there a Japanese connection? We need to collect all three Axis nations.

Being a proper Jalop, I check mine every week. It's just part of my essential maintenance along the standard oil viscosity and contaminant report, headlight brightness test, blinker fluid and wire smoke top ups and suspension is-it-going-to-fall-off checklist.

Someday I want to have that conversation. Preferably the italicized part.

They gave him a free carbonfiber cupholder?

A well played ATHF reference, good sir.