Seriously. I am not exactly an Aggie Hater, but Matt may have just sold me.

Oooohh. That may send them over the edge.

The synthesized speech/Voice recognition thing is good. Then they will know we are advanced lifeforms, but not so advanced that we pose a threat.

I don't know. I dated a pretty vigorous dry humper in high school.

I'd probably mess that up anyway.

Someone call Alanis Morissette and tell her this is ironic.

That is the stupidest thing I never knew I always wanted to do!! Need a navigator.?

I just bought the new Chevy truck. It's interior is much nicer, and better laid out than my 08 Escalade EXT was. And 40% quieter if I attempt to put a value on it. I really can't wait to see what the treatment is for the new Escalade interior. Denali too.

It's good to know the back story, but it sounds like 100% of it from conception to rewrite to rush replacement was a bad idea.

The Yukons have always looked better to me. Headlights and grill make a huge difference.

"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea the street value of this mountain!?"

Yeah, I still kind of dig Stroker Ace.

Smokey and the Bandit III. Fuck you Snow Man.

"We understand what like is like in a minivan. So to reaffirm that it sucks donkey balls, and your wife still keeps yours in a purse, we gave you a vacuum. Now go clean up bitch."

May be legit, but it's still lame. I could drive it in my neighborhood only. If I wanted to get to another neighborhood, I would have to put it in my truck. Sounds like a registered recreational vehicle to me.

I am going to send this to my wife. She is often very perplexed by my decisions on whether or not to park next to someone. This write up perfectly describes the split second thought process that happens whenever I see a spot in a lot that is full.

Don't we have a deal with the Pigeons?

Thanks Washington...For that matter...Thanks England!

You win.

So Ferrari is going to have two Ferrari Drivers compete in a Ferrari The Ferrari vs Ferrari The Ferrari challenge to see who get's to be the The Ferrari Driver? Marketing Genius.