I want to drive a camera rig for a living.

Recipe For Disaster:

I want a new drug

$600,000 car, $6 Brain

I answer your question with questions.

Yeah Fusion MKZ was weird. But what about that 2023 Ferrari Lineup???

I don't know how many times I have to warn you, but now it seems to be too late. Obviously Elon Musk has infiltrated NASA, and is now full on going to actually blow up the moon. Schwarzenegger is probably helping. Re-purposed Missile my ass.

The drone became self aware and killed itself. You'd be surprised how susceptible they are to hotdog farts.

My Ferrari has a first name,

This is more of a lack of infrastructure allowing massive damage to the rest of the island, and a devastating number of deaths but I am going to throw out the 1900 Hurricane in Galveston, TX. Due to lacking public record, perhaps because they were washed away, it is estimated that 8,000 people died as a result of the…

This is the point in the buddy cop comedy where the "bad" cop says "Ah fuck it, just shoot him...(Shocked look from "Good" Cop)...In the ass or something."

I was just thinking that the cones would have exploded, but you nailed it. Just the dramatic operatic background, and slo-mo helicopter shots wouldn't get it done for him.

I didn't know Michael Bay worked for Motor Trend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it hoped it could find its sense of humor.

This car should come with a "Scheduled Tire Package" instead of a Scheduled Maintenance Package that the Auto Manufacturers are beginning to offer more often.

"Some say the Momo Mirage was the copy of Ghia's 1969 Lancia Merica."

It totally is. I didn't catch that at first, so I had to edit.

I can't really fully explain it, but this just screams Acura reboot to me. The beak nose has gotten worse other the years, and certainly taken it's share of flak, and they were pretty fond of that snub nose in the late nineties. Just a general feel I am getting from it I guess.

Why is the fender two pieces? Does that follow anyone's current designs?

If 92% of statistics are made up on the spot, that leaves 8% behind. 8 on it's side resembles the symbol for infinity which is also the number of possible statistical interpretations of any one situation studied, if given variable group sizes, or study parameters. Therefore 92% of all things are anomalous, meaning…