Fair enough. Actually a great bar here called Opal Devine's. Petty different in Lisa Catera's case though.

Yeah, I want to kill that .gif with fire, but it is perfectly appropriate.

Instead of Lisa they should have named her Dontabuya Catera, or Hardlee Acaddy.

I have a strange urge to buy some Ferragamo shoes, drink a Coke, and smoke some Marlboros.

Driver didn't even flinch. I might have peed just a little.

People have been making bombs on planes for years.

Yeah you beat me to that one. He thinks it looks odd because of the placement of a rear mounted air cooled V8? I wholeheartedly agree that he is obviously a troll, and obviously boosting traffic for the day, or coming days.

Driven makes my brain hurt just thinking about it.

Never had a car stolen. So far I have been lucky there.

Time to really dork out now...If you press it, a projector makes the entire room plaid.

One that says "Do Not Press".

Oh Man...Time to redesign the office.

Sam G. possesses a very specific set of skills...And I like it!

NASCAR.

I wonder how many folks (including me) scrambled to post this when the question went up?

I almost, almostwish she had tapped me so I could have at least told the LEO that she I saw her texting before she hit me. Of course then I would have had to take the scratches and bruises to the paint job which I do not want at all, and my word against hers would probably not have gone anywhere anyway.

True story. Probably should have said all shows that do this. Hawaii 5-0 is just the first one that came to mind.

Robin would rock that Shit though...and maybe Justin Hawkins.

Hawaii 5-0 is basically a Chevy commercial with abs and Samoans...That pretty much only runs Chevy commercials in the breaks.

On my usual crawling "drive" home last night I kept trying to watch the driver behind me (who happened to be a young girl) because she was so close to me at all times I could not see the headlights on her Jeep liberty out of the back window of a Camaro (Pretty fucking close). Then I noticed she was texting, doing the…