Anika Noni Rose is a goddess. “Almost There” from Princess and the Frog is my rainy-day song. She’s so talented and gorgeous in every way.

Yes, as in “I’m feeling sort of peaked.” Pronounced peak-ed, meaning tired, low blood sugar, pale, etc.

So if you can’t get everything you want, voting for Hilary Clinton would be too much for your morals to handle as a strategic move to control the damage in the next 4-8 years. But voting for Trump or just letting him win and ensuring that undocumented immigrants, lgbt people, poc, women, religious minorities and poor…

In this case, I’d say it’s both. Why can’t a gif be a meme? Seems arbitrary to me.

The status quo is damn different under Obama than it was under Bush and would have been under McCain and Romney, from the supreme court to gay rights to health care, and it will be infinitely worse under Trump than under Clinton in the same way.

Every vote counts. If people actually voted instead of whining about how it doesn’t matter because.... reasons, then this country would have a viable third and even fourth party. We don’t and that’s why we have to make the best of what we have.

Bernadette, honey, you're pushing 70. You're agent isn't trying to send you on auditions where it's either you or Jennifer Lawrence. Jesus Christ. Have some cake. Every morning. It won't hurt your career. Promise.

Yes.

Wahaha. This is absolutely the best use of the Hillary meme.

Actual professional nannies don’t fuck their bosses. You’re thinking of some other sort of employee...

In this case wouldn’t it be peaked as in “peak-ed”? I believe she meant that her friend felt unwell and weak.

In this case, no. However surprising it may be, “peaked” was used correctly.

It’s genius. My favorite part of the current debate is how Trump keeps saying “little Marco.” Can you even imagine Sanders or Clinton calling each other “little” anything? Makes me feel better about life to think about it that way.

Sharon “never trust a nanny” Osbourne can go fuck herself. Why do nannies get all the shit and so often the husbands end up invisible in the blame game?

“Hangry” is a term that is on regular rotation in my vocab. Also, Bernadette’s diet sounds horrid. Grapefruit and coffee for breakfast sounds like a recipe for acid reflux.

I have to have crackers. Whole grain crackers. Slightly sweet, slightly salty, crunchy. Crackers are life.

Oh, Bernadette. If my breakfast was coffee and three grapefruit wedges, I’d be woozy before I pulled into the work lot. And hangry. Mostly hangry.

Sounds like the voice in my head I try desperately to squash :-(

Because if it’s around, I’ll eat it. I share a KIND bar sometimes with my assistant, and that’s great because then you have half of the calories.