I like this.

Well, you did ask why the world won’t admit it is bad. As it isn’t bad, I do assume your world should, by rights, be ending.

You are correct! I am deeply offended that your opinion differs from mine! I demand a full retraction and apology! Grrr, the response you’ve provoked!

THAT’S A SCORCHING HOT TAKE!

It’s true! Though never forget the very next year they apologized for the harshness of the Roll up the Rim cancellation debacle by mass producing rim-roller-uppers for every man, woman, and child in our great, frozen nation.

It’s probably a special section of CanadaPornHub, right next to Kraft Dinner bukake (it’s just a bunch guys pouring ketchup into one bowl of mac and cheese).

Blanket training wasn’t invented by an atheist.

THAT DRESS THOUGH. One of my fave all time dresses. I though Marty was so beautiful when I was a kid.

Rizzo was perfect. Perfect I tell you.

Olivia Newton John was 29 and Travolta was 23.

God, you're heartless. Take away KD *and* ketchup chips for a week? I am cringing just thinking about it!!!

The visual pun(?) of this phallic object between Marty and Vince’s flirtation... and when she says her name is Marty Maraschino. “You know, as in cherry.”

usually we just have to face the snowball gauntlet and maybe get our galoshes taken away for a little bit, but nothing so bad as this!

Now I’m worried everyone will think that hockey stick spankings are just a thing that we do up here. FEAR NOT. It’s mainly just these assholes. Doing what Jesus would do. I assume because they say they are Christian.

This is the only comment necessary. They were convicted of assault because they didn’t spank her, they assaulted her. If they had just spanked her, she wouldn’t have shown up at school the next day with bruises and fucking cuts.

Beating your kid with a hockey stick while whipping a jump rope at her is not spanking.

Was anyone confused about how vibrators were featured in old timey catalogs. It was always pictured being caressed by a woman next to her face or neck and the heading was something like, Massage Your Stress Away. When I was a young adult, I was shocked to learn that you did not use a vibrator on your face.

Was anyone confused about how vibrators were featured in old timey catalogs. It was always pictured being caressed…

I think Sam was good for her, but maybe Lilo was bad for Sam, you know? I think she will be the one that got away for Lindsay, meanwhile she will get paid to date whoever will have her until she can’t do that anymore. I imagine her to be very unhappy.

They were a mess, but they were a complimentary mess at least...

I think Sam was the best thing to ever happen to Lindsay, I kinda wanna see these two end up together.