Well, from the headline, I thought she was going to trot out the old “HIV-doesn’t-cause-AIDS-it’s-all-a-big-conspiracy-on-the-part-of-so-called-virologists” wheeze.

Isn’t it true though that you can contract HIV from kissing someone with a cut inside their mouth?

Get what? Chicken pox? Mumps? Rubella?

Seriously, was gonna say the same thing.

yeah, sounds like an employee was being rude by acting all high and mighty with their job and then sold the story with a little added flourish.

Since I have started hitting the anger stage/ giving no fucks about anything stage in my breakup...I probably would have put on my head phone and started doing squats and random zumba moves in front of the place because I came to work out and I'm working out.

EXACTLY. I’m pretty sure she goes to Equinox too. I mean JFC if they could do that at the shitty Bally’s I used to go to in Hell’s Kitchen surely they could look up someone’s membership at the most luxe gym chain in NYC.

Agreed. I would totally be the person to forget mine, too. And these gym employees see the same people all the time—even if the person wasn’t famous, they should recognize a regular. Any time I’ve worked service jobs, we always had regulars, and you sort of get to know them.

I’d be super annoyed if it happened to me. And I’m the definition of nobody.

I mean I would be pretty mad if my gym turned me away because I forgot my membership card, which I have done many times. Like I am sure I go to a less fancy gym than Amy Shumer, and they are still able to verify my identity and let me in if I forget my card.

BRB off to follow Khloe on Twitter.

If I was famous and had twitter, this is how I’d respond even sans drugs.

That Amy Schumer thing sounds pretty much like an extremely overblown situation mostly made up by the magazine. Like, if I was famous and I was being turned away for forgetting my membership card, I think that’s one scenario where “You know who I am” is pretty valid since it’s unlikely someone would be pretending to…

Well, being inexperienced, unqualified, violent, and orphan-hating is working well for the other guys.

I can’t pretend that I’m agnostic about the Bush family - but is anyone else just loving how Jeb thought he could just phone it in and get the nomination and how mystified he is that he hasn’t just had this handed to him like everything else in his life. Like he seem genuinely confused as to why he can’t just sort of…

I keep getting somewhat embarrassed by this complaint coming from Americans who don’t seem to understand the story does not take place in the U.S. That seems like the sort of basic detail one should grasp before complaining about representation. It’s a film produced by UK companies and set in the UK. “Where are the…

I was a goth kid, and if my goth friends weren’t at school, I sat by myself. Sitting by yourself is really goth.

As a former goth kid, maybe? One thing was for certain: if they goths rejected you, you were truly off the rails. We accepted pretty much anyone. You had to be straight dangerous for us to avoid you.

This is so true! I grew up in the 80’s where rumors and speculation about HIV/AIDS were being passed around as facts to kids. I remember being told in a school assembly that there was no definitive evidence that you can’t get the disease from sharing a drink with someone. They had videos of people claiming they don’t…

“If you don’t have the courage, then masturbate.”