Yeah I hear you, I guess I lean to the former state of mind more than the latter. There are only so many battles you have the energy to fight, particularly in an industry as ageist and sexist as Hollywood, so I find I can’t get too mad at actresses and singers who fudge their age. I actually think about my mom a lot…

“My era of Hollywood was much better — you were known for your skill and talent.”

My Dad spent an entire year thinking he was a year older than he was.

My own mother fucked up my age the other day and I'm an only child. That she pushed out of her vagina. I wouldn't trust that guy to know what he's talking about.

You’d be surprised. My ex husband actually GOT INTO AN ARUGMENT with my daughter about her age. Like, he insisted that she was born in 2002. She was born in 2003 and she knows this because, well, she knows how old she is.

Somewhat unrelated: it always amazes me just how much Mariska Hargitay looks like her mother. For the longest time I didn’t know she was Jayne Mansfield’s daughter and now I don’t know how I didn’t see it before.

Sophia always been a hater.

That head snap really sells it.

As someone commented over on Gawker, Lamar is lucky to have Khloe. Many an addict has attempted recovery all alone because nobody wants to deal with their shit anymore. I hope he's grateful and heals quickly.

I could see it.

Thank you, RuPaul. Sincerely.

Have you guys read Crazy Rich Asians? Y’all need to read Crazy Rich Asians.

I went to a 2 million dollar wedding, bride’s dress alone cost over $100k. She threw up down the front of it at the reception.

I always like to imagine something disgustingly human happening to people who are this fancy. Like she gets the runs in that redonkulous gown or someone’s clumsy cousin drunk falls in to the cake.

Ok, it’s ridiculous, but she and the groom both look so gorgeous, that I’m almost inclined to forgive them for buying all their guests new cell phones. Like its nice, but presumably all your friends already have cell phones. And your friends are probably also very wealthy, so they probably have very nice cellphones.…

Yeah, I’m not exactly burning up in a jealous rage over here.

An Adam Sandler film costs a hundred million dollars. No special effects, no lavish sets or location, just Sandler slacking with his buddies film after film. They made Lord of the Rings for the same budget and employed thousands of people in New Zealand in the process.

They are both unbelievably gorgeous human beings but they must be terrible with money as that wedding really doesn’t look like anything that special.

If you’re into that kind of thing, he’d be the ideal person for a completely forgettable affair.

My family is Canadian, so I can speak with some authority: Justin is a very common name in Canada.