I’m totally with you. I can stomach the Kardashian show because they have a true affection for one another and work hard - Spencer and Heidi were just detestable. And not the fun kind. Get off my TV.

I have no sympathy for those who aren’t familiar. You SHOULD know them. As Lin-Manuel dropped on the cryptic, “google it.”

I did not know that Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally were a couple until now and all I can say is that the world is perfect and I love all of you fuckers.

Bae, psssst....

I’m only partially being snarky here: Lamar’s condition MUST be serious because only one of the Kardashian/Jenner clan has tweeted for the last several hours.

you forgot to attribute this quote to the state of pennsylvania

Who asked you?

Kendall’s tweet is so simple, sweet, and sad.

Good thing she’s a comedian and not a model.

Let’s be clear. A threesome with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally would be the BEST threesome.

The controlling homophobe is upset that I pointed him to the statement where he wrote about being a controlling homophobe?

Exactly. Perhaps with a tasteful understated crown icon.

Scott's business cards would obviously be obsidian on a bone background with raised lettering

You do know that naturally slender women don’t give a fuck about your opinion?

I don’t want this either. But if it must be so, I want Kristen Bell to play Mary Poppins. I have no idea why, it just feels right to me.

The “e” at the end of Shoppe lets you know it’s fancy and legit.

I will not get Meghan Trainor because I am not, in fact, all about that bass.

“She just needs to realize that she has a life-threatening disease and needs to calm down and stop all this—before it’s too late.”

“Disagree.

35 years is too soon?