My dad used to do silly walks at the grocery store. He would sometimes speak to store clerks in a made up language. I loved it, though.

You’re right, it’s just a generic bank holiday, for all intents and purposes. Which should, in theory, make it easier to change the name to make it more meaningful but... well, we’re Americans.

Yeah I saw that documentary too and it was jarring.

Chronic Lyme Disease is a totally different animal than the classic lyme disease that people get, with the bullseye rash, that antibiotics clear up immediately.

my mother (a creature of mirth and magic and farts)

“Poor use of sweatpant time, my friends.”

And here in Canada, it’s our Thanksgiving weekend. TUR-KEY, FOOT-BALL, ALCO-HOL, DOMESTIC-DISPUTES!

It took SO much effort to keep from spitting coffee all over my keyboard. I hit the danger zone at “pas de un.” Great moments in parenting history!

I’m filing this in my “Parenting Help” folder. I have two girls, I have a feeling it will come in handy.

*worships Turnip’s mum as a goddess.*

“If you do not calm down and behave, I will sing. I may even Sing.And.Dance” Is the best threat I have ever come up with as a parent. They listen to it, man... they listen.

an excuse for a long weekend where you could lie on the couch for 72 hours with one hand in a doritos bag and your other hand down your pants.

Mine would come to the door in only a nightshirt and do a mini can-can routine when the bus pulled up. She also used to run through wal-mart crowing that she was the “teal power ranger.” Still refuses to pay my therapy bills.

this is brilliant in every way

Me too....

I like Sudeikis, too. I was surprised when I found out his uncle is George Wendt (Norm!)

One time, when I was at peak difficult teenager stage (14 or so), my mother and my dad decided to go on a romantic weekend trip to San Francisco. Given that I knew that they sort of hated each other and that I was a total pain in the ass, I didn’t understand why I couldn’t go and was super vocal about it- until my…

Hey, gerbs, what's shakin?

Been here since ‘07. GraysRUs.

It is an inalienable right. It’s written in the Parenting Handbook, Chapter 1, Section 4, paragraphs 1-7. Look it up.