Trump was truly owning the McLibs. I’ll see myself out. 

If Trump actually paid for this with his own money, I’ll eat my shoe.

Our racist uncles paid for this food when they texted a donation during NCIS

Normally, it has to be planned well in advance to be shoehorned into the extremely busy schedule of the president.

Photo Op for the South! Everything’s fine! Look over here!

The bit that gets me is that in the time in took to bring that food through all the layers of security and long hallways, then fussed over and arranged before being actually served, all the hot food would be room temperature and the soda ice would be halfway to water.

Give the guy a break. Things have gotten real tight now that he can’t just use his charity as a front.

It’s indoors and he’s still wearing his I-don’t-look-fat-in-this-coat coat

You look fat in the coat, Don

One thing I’ve been wondering and haven’t seen anyone discuss... isn’t it really weird to be doing this Clemson visit six days after the game? Has there been a quote about why/how this came about so quickly?

Such a proud boy.

What an amazing self own it is that Cheetolini’s idea of catering is sending out some aides on a Mickey D’s run because he’s too cheap for a real catering company.

His chest heave shot is going to get swatted soooo much. 

I’m perfectly serious about this. Do you have a spare chair on your front porch so we can both yell at the palmers and carriers that think they are great ballhandlers? 

Good for him grinding his way to earning a college scholarship, but holy shit this little dude is going to turn the ball over at unprecedented levels.

The shot selection of Marshall Henderson. The circuitous sound-and-fury dribbling of Lance Stephenson. The height of Earl Boykins.

Maybe I don’t have a good eye or the low res of a twitter video is messing with me, but it seems like he double-dribbles and carries a lot...

He’s gotta stop off at Joe Rogan first. Then do a quick stop at Dave Rubin. Followed by a FOX News spot. Is Red Eye still a thing?

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

C.K. “made an unannounced appearance” complete with a “warm” ovation at New York’s Comedy Cellar Sunday night

Affluenza teen got probation for killing multiple people. 5 years is crazy