Actually he fell off his phone books and hit his head on Chief Wahoo's cock on the way down

Exchange "White, male Republicans" for "Everyone" and "because he makes them think" with "because he's a smarmy, midget, douchefuck cocksucker that needs his ass severely beaten" and I'd say you're onto something

Been to DC lately? It's a crime infested shit hole. You can take the Indian out of it and it would be quite apropos

Funny you're complaining as you benefitted greatly from said genocide

The story is more a case of a guy who is part of one of the most successful series on TV right now being too busy to participate in a retarded ass movie that will very likely destroy the careers of everyone involved. I think what he can't "hack" is being viewed as a dumbass.

50 Shades of Soccer Mom Bullshit.

That thing is ugly as fuck, whatever it says it is

You're a fucking idiot

lol, if you say so. Look at that fucking thing and tell me they didn't do this as a joke. Disgraceful

Pretty pathetic, even for Russia

Because that's the name of the team?

Counterpoint:

What the fuck would the president of the US care about a goddamn football team? Maybe worry about the next terrorist attack coming, the economy, and the fact that many employed americans are fixing to be out of their health insurance

But what will they do when Stanford beats them?

Probably just a creative cartel hit.

Says the "orangemen?" No one gives a shit about this garbage. You know there's women involved so there's going to be sociopathy, lying, passive aggressiveness, exaggeration of EVERYTHING, and apparently, like Deadspin dipshit Samer, a distinct ability to keep rambling on about retarded bullshit no one cares about.

This is still a story? No one gives a shit Deadspin. The NFL is on today by the way

You mean people in different geographical regions will different histories dress differently than you???? Holy shit, the nerve! RACIST!!!!!!

You don't look very sexy so maybe this was a better choice anyway huh?

So fucking hot. I mean, time to put it in her native american asshole against her will amirite???