And Henry Winkler?

ITT: A bunch of people who don't understand how Xbox live works. No one complained when 1 vs. 100 was advertised as Free2Play, you needed a gold subscription for that too. The thousands of players on Happy Wars every day seem to be enjoying that F2P game. So why is it such a big deal now? Because its F2P on PC with…

We like to call them "First-World Problems"

All I hear is that my completion percentage which is around the 50% mark is going to be demolished..

Quality over Quantity

Does anyone else think this looks like a seahorse?

Millions of people use Xbox Live, only a few thousand(maybe) are employed by Microsoft across the world. You think they're honestly sitting there watching you smoke your bong? They don't give a fuck what you do in front of Kinect because you gave them money.

You know how much expectation there will be on Duff Beer tasting absolutely delicious? Only to have it be made by the lowest cost producer... Blegh.

They could enslave you...

XB One Kenobi

Could this be the Puppeteer Migration?

Hands Across America!!

Actually he's telling the truth, but he's only half correct. This interested me so I looked it up. It happened on a Sub-Antarctic island called Marion Island, part of the Prince Edward Islands and lasted 19 years. They tried all kinds of stuff including shooting them,, poisoning them and even releasing the hounds.