Let me save people some time:

They never showed Bob Costas draining the pus from his eye. That's ten minutes right there.

DON'T WORRY WHITE PEOPLE!

Let's apply your dispshit logic:

Oh, so they all look the same to you?

As the bro hit the taxi in the cold winter night,
like a prancer from Jersey, in this whack Santa fight.
The "Yo dogs" were heard, "that new Drake album's tight!"
Fox News you're correct, all these Santas are white.

Wow. This is the first time I realized those were two different shows.

"Slow Getting Up"

She actually looked miffed, like now she's going to be late for her nail appointment or something.

I don't remember which race it was, but one of the commentators remarked that Jimmie Johnson "got inside her" after he passed her.

Especially concerning the Olsen twins. They're two of the skankiest chicks I've ever seen.

No, it's really fucking easy to tell.

No... I'm sorry Danica .. but tosh is an ass...

I'm sure I would be insulted if I were bright enough to understand this.

Oakland: STAB-STAB-STAB-STAB-EYE-GOUGE-STAB-EAR-PULL-OFF-STAB-SPLENECTOMY-WITH-BROKEN-BOTTLE-STAB.

Just from the description of this incident, this sounds like a case of a bad situation that will only get worse by trying to prosecute the parents.

I think you have made a mistake in claiming that Alfred has a ton of improvements - there are none. The "workflows" were there before, under scripts. Every single feature and option was there before, they've just been re-ordered. If you question this in their support forums, they will not just delete your post, but…

More like Nosuch Dame, amirite???