Ok. It’s shitty but “literally” nothing worse? Literally?! LITERALLY?!

Did it really take you four sentences to reveal the salient fact that somebody else shot him and not the other way around?

and sing with Queen.

That was a fairly ugly contest with the Christianist organizing to vote against the gay kid by voting for a guy no one remembers.

Thanks for the memories, American Idol. High five.

I fly bc sometimes the shortened time is desirable, but find it frightening. Yes, it is the safest form of transportation. But, if you crash, your chance of experiencing a limb- ripping, shrapnel flying, fire filled death is pretty good. I hate when people equate the danger of cars to planes- horrible drivers can…

Then that is ALSO not a selfie!

Way to boil down a movie, “Her,” which you have clearly never seen into “he fucks a computer”

I am genuinely shocked whenever I see ads for it. I literally though it was canceled like 5 years ago.

I laughed so hard when my sister phoned to tell me he died cause there wasn’t a neurosurgeon to save him.

It certainly would not! It’s very brag-worthy! I read IMPORTANT books and buy HIGH END bath products. I am a very SOPHISTICATED person.

I know that in some cases in which a person goes missing - like the “runaway bride” from a few years ago - charges are filed for payment of the man hours and funds used to find the person. I didn’t know if that would be applicable in a case like this.

Man, Beanie Babies aren’t worth dick. That’s why I put all MY money in pogs. Sound investment.

Yeah, damn you medical science with your facts!

This isn’t about wearing short skirts or something, this is doctors giving medical advice about women allowing their bodies to recover.

I really don’t understand all of the hate surrounding this movie. No one even knows what the movie is about, but everyone is convinced that it’s going to suck but are already planning on hate watching it. It could be one of the worst movies of all time, or it could be really awesome. No one can say because it isn’t…

Oh my god.

and saying someone is more douchey than jon gosselin is saying ALOT

He looks like he could be Jon Gosselin's douchey-ier older brother.