Gee, way to body shame that poor woman who clearly was born with only one kidney and part of a GI tract...

the ability to convey emotion through facial expressions is a pretty key skill in acting, yet actresses who have paralyzed their faces still get work. It's almost like movie producers don't actually care about making art

Pinkham you're giving me depression by proxy! There is no greater day than jumping in the water, coming out when you're too cold, then jumping back in once you get too hot, ad infinitum, until you're covered in 10 layers of salt or chlorine and then eating a bunch of barbecue and gooey S'MORES and then jumping back in…

I refuse to accept people with even an iota of joy in their hearts don't love s'mores. The chocolate is already a bit melted since it is 1)summer and a million degrees outside 2) your burnt to death marshmallow basically melts it on contact. In terms of crumbs, it's summer and you're eating a piece of heaven! Who…

Where in Paris is the wedding?

those were tough choices. The only ones she really had a chance on were "Couple in __" (Debt) which honestly I wouldn't have got and "Check watch in ___" (Line is what I would have said).

Oh yeah, good point. I guess I just suck at Family Feud.

(I still think "barf" should have been on the board, though.)

What else does a belly do besides growl? What the fuck kind of question is that? When the dad said "growl," I actually thought "what other answer could there be? Throw up?" I'm shocked barfing didn't score at least SOME points. Maybe "digest" or "get bigger," but I still call bullshit on that question.

I actually thought restaurant was pretty reasonable. If your food takes a long time, you'd be checking your watch.

I've liven in CT for 4 years, and I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT to move in August. I have a countdown going.

Because they're gross?

1) They don't fit everybody. I've bought both brands and while I don't think my vagina is specifically ~magical~ or anything, but they were both just way too fucking big, no matter what size I bought.

It seems like they would be really messy in a public place.

Sorry, not interested in getting more blood on my fingers

In a game of so little skill, asking people to pronounce the words correctly isn't too much to ask.

THEY SHOT THE BLOODY DUDE THEY CLAIM THEY THOUGHT HE STABBED, TOO, YOU FUCKING MORON.

They shot at the guy that he was supposedly lunging at so they weren't trying to save that victim, they fired at him too. So we can remove that dude from the equation. They think they have one single dude with a knife running in the direction of multiple police offers with many weapons and manpower and training.

Also, as the story makes clear, he was accusing her of implying that he wasn't ordering ENOUGH, not that he was ordering morbidly-obese person quantities. I'm honestly pretty sure you didn't finish reading that one.

a) again, it was a dude.

As a server, I have to disagree here. Eye contact and nodding can often make it impossible to get a server's attention when you need something, because they don't always notice, and then I would look like the asshole because I didn't get them the thing they needed. I have never, ever minded waving or a polite "excuse…