Often in the books, the Five would team up with another child they met. So probably whenever there’s a fifth kid on the cover, it’s a different child each time, depending on who’s joined them in the book.

Wow, that’s your response to a story like that? You’re a special kind of asshole.

Fuck you. For real. Take your ignorant bullshit elsewhere.

i knew it would only take minutes for one of you assholes to emerge.

In my 40 years of life as a woman who dates men, this has never gone over well. Men don’t see what the problem is, even when you explain it to them. I have not met one man who will do the emotional work when asked, or who doesn’t see it as an annoying request from a dizzy broad. Anger? They have lots of that. Not a…

I'll pass, dude. I know what I mean and it’s not what you're saying. Thanks for this fun Internet interaction, though. Good luck in all your future endeavors.

Don’t fucking tell me what to do.

Preeeeeetty sure you love to be “that guy.”

I wasn’t convinced!

What kind of loser ghost haunts an apartment that is only 350 sq ft? When I’m a ghost I’m haunting a big ass mansion or not at all.

No one cares about your stupid boner.

Wow, almost like that’s the whole point.

I have a daughter, and if she’s going to see sex on the Internet some day, I am least heartened that she might stumble upon at least some depiction of genuine female pleasure

The things I would do to this man are not legal anywhere on this earth.

Every movie I’ve ever seen says that your genetic engineering will absolutely fail and they’ll eat you and then they’ll eat all of us.

I’d love to have a peek at Tom Hiddleston’s Crimson Peak, but that’s because my interest is piqued, not peeked or peaked.

Ugh PARENTS these days.

Yup.

And, more often than not, I feel that it is the mediocre looking guys with this attitude.