You are my hero.

He is such a manx!

Urrgh. This has to to stop. Underlying all these concerns about the baby's nutrition is some major prejudice against women who have health issues. How dare they reproduce when they're not perfect unbroken vessels? For that matter, how dare they even have the sex that would make a baby?

Thank you for reaffirming my decision not to check out this season.

Oh yes. Never have I had such inappropriate feelings about a politician.

It's Neek from "Top Secret!"

Whatevs, Ed Sheeran. Taye Diggs is following me on Twitter.

OMG. How did I miss that?? They're gonna revoke my Mawrter card.

I suspect she was that sister in the sorority who insisted on circling the pledges' "problem areas" in permanent marker, then snickered when they cried.

Well, if Mitt Romney hadn't sent me that dick pic and then told me to make him a sammich, maybe we'd be in a better situation right now!

Aioli is garlic mayonnaise.

Am a bit surprised he is uncut, considering circumcision is widely practiced in his culture.

Thirded. At least it's not Wilmer Valderrama. Or Zach Braff.

Curious, where did you come up with that statistic?

I'm writing a book about math education, and according to my research, you are absolutely correct that math majors are pretty balanced, gender-wise. But what happens is that most of the women go on to teach, and usually at the K-12 community college level. Which is important, but is not the kind of work that leads to…

I agree with you about interest, but not aptitude. Chimps can understand fractions.

THANK YOU. I would add one of those gifs of Orson Welles applauding, but, well, ya know.

I thought they were already called MGTOWs? And frankly, if it means no more unsolicited dick pics, I am all for it.

God yes. And I feel so sad for her now.

Even better. Civil servants have rules they must follow. Seriously, department of health. Show them the ad.