Okeydokey then.

I'll grant you that most innovators/great thinkers are workaholics who frequently neglect their loved ones. But that is not the same thing as giving up on love and being an asocial hermit. As for your contention that a disproportionate amount of innovations came from misfit celibates, that is untrue. Yes, there was…

There is plenty of argument over whether the Wright brothers deserve full credit for the airplane, since they were piggybacking off the discoveries of others. So if Schrodinger doesn't get credit, why should they? And never married does not equal celibate. One of them might have been gay. But my whole point is,…

Curie won her second prize after Pierre died. And Nobelists often work as teams, such as Watson and Crick (who should have credited Rosalind Franklin). Einstein may have married a relative, but that doesn't mean he was celibate. As for Schrodinger, what scientist doesn't build off the work of others? Newton wasn't…

You know, he really did. Jack and Diane will never be the same.

Schrodinger had two wives. Marie Curie was happily married. Einstein was married.

Same here. I'm unwilling to give them any more of my time, since they wasted so much of it.

He will always be John Cougar to my ancient ass. Pink houses 4eva.

None of this is even remotely juicy. Where are the allegations that Oprah is a lizard person? That she owns thousands of Oompa Loompas and grinds them up for her cocker spaniel? That she is the true head of the Zeta cartel? C'mon, this is amateur hour.

It would be a sweet defeat for sure!

Me too. Just got back from a candy run. Trying not to eat three pounds of Cadbury mini eggs before Sunday.

I am making that face as we speak.

This is a bad thing? *Removes vicodin from husband's easter basket*

Yeah, that always worked brilliantly!

Designing Women, Fox News edition?

Oh, lighten the fuck up.

Because our moms deserve better than leopard print baggy blouses!

OOOH, can Chico's be next? Pretty please?

My mother-in-law has a 90-year-old friend who couldn't wait to tell her all about the "50 Shades of Gray" trilogy. "Just because I'm old doesn't mean I'm not interested!" she said.

I don't know. It could use a bit more basil.