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I have no idea about newer models, but I checked on an iPhone 11 Pro and it was a function I could toggle from the lock screen or the, uh... pull-down menu thingie with all the buttons and sliders on it. Whatever that’s called. I did not see a separate app icon for it.

For me, the biggest twists along the way were Venmo defeating Twitter and Evernote taking down Spotify. Damn, you guys really hate Spotify. I was also shocked to see Instagram eliminated by WhatsApp. It is physically impossible to get an American to read any news about WhatsApp, but I guess it has fans out there.

I mean, Spotify is still shown as losing to Evernote despite it winning, so I have no idea what anyone is doing at this point.

Spotify did not lose to Evernote, not that any of this matters.

The truck does have a censor for the front of the frunk’s door, but not on the pointy, smashy sides.

Still gaslighting Spotify.

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What an amazing little lander. Despite its unfortunate posture, they’ll be able to get a lot of valuable process data from this mission, and if anything, “successfully failing” in such an undeniably endearing manner may make follow-up missions that much more likely.

Justice for Spotify.

Yeah, the prospect of some good old fashioned Robot Jox aside, that is pretty messed up. 

We had it all wrong.

Depicted extracting value into his pants.

Snow will promptly render that camera inoperable, but part of me really wants to see an itty bitty wiper arm that flippy flaps across the lens.

Calm down, Henrik.

Sort of a rad middle ground between Suzuki’s Kinetic Yellow and Ford’s Green Envy, both of which were also refreshingly vibrant.

AV Club is going to Paste Magazine (who also ended up with Jezebel and Splinter), so good luck to them. The Takeout is going to Static Media, who owns a few other similar sites (Tasting Table, The Daily Meal and Chowhound).

A Choose Your Own Adventure book variant would be creative.

Their deaths are tragic losses, the disaster could have been much worse.

Thanks for spoiling the next column!