This lander may have all the poise of a tipped recycling bin, but what a little powerhouse it is!

Editor notes? In a live post? It’s more likely than you think!

Turns out, Twitter just hadn’t finished processing the higher resolution video (much like 4K uploads on YouTube can take longer to appear), or the Gizmodo office WiFi is even shittier than we had all assumed.

I’ll admit it. I could totally go for some chicken fries.

Remember to pick up your fallen teammates’ samples! All resources recovered are shared - for democracy!

For anyone else who squinted at the caption for the first image:

Don’t worry, I’ve got you:

Any one of the innumerable “insecure owner” truck ads. Not talking about the “our trucks are tough, look at all of this job site footage!” That’s fine - trucks do work! I’m referring to pointless shit like this:

Reddit lost $90.8 million in 2023 and the CEO was paid $193 million in total compensation for the same period.

It’s a bit of the opposite problem that the Karma had. It looked weird in photos but actively strained observers’ neck muscles in person.

Down with the staplerati!

That cover’s pretty good, but it’s be criminal not to also feature the original.

If you’re not a robot, prove it!

All that we ask is that you please do not ship up a 2WD truck or a Mustang/Charger with you.

Yeah, old Studebaker trucks were also a pretty popular base for hunting rigs, since a lot of them ended up here as a result of AlCan construction. You could adapt DC-3 tires with chains pretty easily, and the real beefy buggies were on modified frames with chained up C-130 tires. Tucker Sno-Cats or M-29 Weasels were…

We overnight them from Tokyo; our manifolds are never in danger.

Here’s a nice little piece that Alaska Public Media did on the artist and this project:

They could probably get the Petro Star storage facility across the way from Valdez proper to kick in a few bucks.

To be fair, Zack did correct all but one instance of the typo, so credit where it’s due!