I’d like to know why G/O pages still autorefresh in year of our lord 2023. I fire up Jalopnik, pop an article into a new tab and give it a perusal. Go back to the main tab to continue down the list and BAM. It’s decided I didn’t need to keep reading today. You know what, maybe it had a point.

I went into the game fairly blind, but definitely expecting there to be a greater impact from environmental hazards. One of my first self assigned tasks was to acquire and keep distinct sets of suit pieces, each tailored to a specific atmospheric danger. Over the course of subsequently exploring a dozen or so varying…

I still prefer Dr. Sbaitso for my pseudo-psychiatric synthesized speech solution.

It means exactly what you think it means; not more.

The magic puddle was amusing, but probably one of the worst ways to try and make money in the game. The hardest part is selling the pilfered products, since the merchants are all effectively dirt poor. The Stroud-Ekland Shipyard had a similarly cheesable chest, but one with 160,000 credits. Direct deposit, baby.

Well, that would all depend on the pelican’s approximate altitude.

Luckyyyy

/paints extra line

“Someone just parked their EYESORE of an AIRPLANE in the forest that we all worked SO HARD to create. I am HEARTBROKEN to see it disrespected like this! We are hard working AMERICAN families who live here and whoever owns it NEEDS TO DO BETTER. Praying for them.”

Oh man. I’m going to answer like a dirty, rotten cheater and just list a bunch. I was a car nerd and a toy nerd as a sprout, so wheeled entertainment was always around me.

Ah, hell yes! I had the Nissan hardbody version. It was bitchin’. Made a little dirt track with sweet jumps for it and everything.

SEC Hunts Fines?

She was forced to return to her home country, the Dominican Republic, but first, she had to spend the night at an airport detention center that didn’t allow her to keep Maia with her.

Sea of Stars. It’s great.

I feel bad for kind of wanting one of these. I’d be the only one in it, so space isn’t an issue and I could try to rationalize it as a sort of cozy mini-shuttle-pod which was relatively inexpensive to roll around in. Weird enough to feel unique, but boring enough to feel reliable.

I mean, they did let him turn around and drive it back home.

I had a whole thing typed up here, but the further I dug through the original forum thread, the stupider it got, so all I’ll say is this: That Bronco never touched AK soil, the DMV paperwork is legitimate, the way it was issued was not, and everybody involved is a massive idiot despite the fact that an amazing amount…

It’s more than a decade late and a thousand over budget, but I can’t not nominate the Dragon Corvette, or at least commissioning a replica.

Chappie is pretty easy to distill into a distinct design aesthetic, though. It wasn’t a particularly great movie, but the artwork and design was certainly top notch.

Man, the full resolution version of that picture just looks worse and worse the longer you examine it.