but how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

Almost a literal Stairway to Heaven.

Clearly his mother drove to much and he was born retarded.

Probably only the women who use their vaginas to shift...otherwise our lady dicks don't hurt when we drive.

Tian Tian reminds me of the guy I lost my virginity to.

That first sentence is like an Escher drawing with words. I know what she's saying, but I have to bend my mind to get there.