To be clear, it was my Dad and not me but yes, horrible memories all the same.

Eating any kind of food with spice, up and including salt. Drinking any kind of alcohol. Lack of new daily bruises. No change to hygiene routines. Still able to give and receive full body hugs.

And then for every one person faking it, one person who REALLY has cancer gets miraculously cured

How to spot a fake cancer patient:

What I find strange is that we haven’t seen more situations like this. The percentage of narcissism must be a wee bit higher among those who do pageants (please jezzies protect me from the sharp tiara pieces about to be thrown my way by the ‘it’s about scholarships’ people), in my ID watching mind, that is just a hop,…

State police say an April bingo benefit raised $14,000 for the Miss Pennsylvania U.S. International pageant winner.

My mother in law believes this. She’s a hardcore Catholic. She believes that doing yoga opens your soul to the devil and leaves your body open for possession by demons.

they want to keep their third eye blind?

One source told a DCA inspector that the price gauging was mandated by Whole Check executives,

You’re not talking about nice guys innocently flirting with you with the hopes of dating you and/or hooking up with you. You’re talking about men who are harassing you to exert their power over you. It has nothing to do with your relationship status, or really anything else to do with you except that you’re female and…

This is the longest humblebrag I’ve read in a while.

I hear ya. I mean, when I need to get myself done up, I’ll look good. But if I’m performing some kind of function, like helping someone move, it helps for my clothes to be functional as well.

YOU GUYZ! There is an educational video made of this event!
Oh I do hope someone pulls this out of the greys...

4) you can pry my skinny jeans out of my cold dead hands because some of us are shaped like a box and relaxed fit jeans do nothing for me

Requiring #2-don't people know to wear different types of clothes when doing certain types of things? If you have to move wear comfortable loose clothing.

But everyone knows if you’re a female of a certain age (22) and you don’t wear clothes that show how sexy and slim you are, y’know, to get the boys-a-noticin,’ that the Earth will spin off its axis. Don’t you care about the Earth??

Are you advocating for boot cut or flares? Barf.

Everyone say it together: GO UP A SIZE. Hell, you can even cut the number out if it makes you feel better. My guess is that no matter how skinny you are, if your skinny jeans are so tight that they cut off your circulation, they probably look it, too.

Yoga pants would never do this to you. Yoga pants love you too much <3