That is fucking genius. I will call it that now.

This has me dying laughing.

Awww. I would have clapped for you.

A few months ago, my daughter's BFF's dad was at our place to pick up BFF after a sleepover. He leaned over to say something in my ear that he didn't want the kids to hear, and I reflexively kissed him on the cheek. I don't know why I thought he was about to leave, and it's not unheard of in our circle to do the air…

LOL. I'm sorry.

Hahaha. Mr. Amazing has these super-soft button-down olive green chinos that fit me. I'm ashamed to borrow them, because I don't want him knowing I could wear his pants.

I'm a jerk, too.

It wasn't a box office hit at all. When it came out, I worked for New World Entertainment and it pretty much bombed. But it has gotten popular/cult following since.

THANK YOU.

Nope. No problem with this.

Sorry to be posting this all over the place, but I am poking all kinds of holes in the "Valentine's Day Surprise" theory.

So IF she had been sneaking in to give him a surprise.... Did they find a giant teddy bear at the scene? A bouquet of heart-shaped balloons? Was she wearing sexy lingerie?

Yes.

Maybe it's just the lousy news program I had on (HLN) but they kept saying "Steenkamp is a model" and "Steenkamp holds a law degree". As if she's still alive. That is very strange.

*high fives Zora*

Most recipes I've seen call for a whole BOTTLE of red food coloring.

Yes.

Here, let me:

"But the people have no bread."

LOVE THIS. *swoooooon*