Ralph, you're usually pretty good on Jalopnik. The Op-Ed pieces are well written and we generally have a good time talking about cars mainstream, super, and obscure/vintage. But seriously, if this isn't the single most click baiting article anyone has ever written in the history of writing on the internet about…

Ugh that's awful. Idk why this is a story either.

I was not expecting that last sentence. The fuck.

Wonders why the male seatmate resisted her advances...

Quite a turnaround, it wasn't long ago a lot of people had almost given up hope. But despite all odds and predictions, inexplicably Audi is selling more cars than ever.

1994, at a middle school somewhere in suburban Michigan:

Do you ever look at your car and think "I wish you were more 'visible', like if you were in a movie or something?" Well, good news! This lovely little 1987 Alfa Romeo Spider Quadrifoglio now for sale on eBay has the solution to your problem. It's recent appearance in Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street has made…

Really?

It's a test mule for the upcoming MINI Groceryman.

Just because there are exhaust pipes doesn't mean there is an ICE under the hood. This is a camouflaged test vehicle after all.

It's a X6 M. The test driver just didn't have the stereo turned up enough for the spotter to hear the exhaust.

What's amazing is how much better this is than many of the commercials that cost millions of dollars to produce (and millions more to air).

Really?

Having the video autoplay is a dick move.

YOU don't need to haul 8000 lbs. I do. Go have a wine cooler.

Jesus Christ on a cracker. Chevy is not making this truck. Let that sink in. This is made by someone else. Then potentially sold as a dealer add on.

And yet this is an aftermarket truck, offered in limited numbers by a "tuner" shop. Keep going, I'll get the popcorn.

News Flash. Chevy didn't build this. Thanks for reading the article.