"That law says "it is unlawful for any public officer having charge of any vehicle owned or controlled by any county, city, town, or public body in this state" to go unmarked. It makes an exception for law enforcement vehicles used for "special undercover or confidential investigative purposes," but the officer…

And your source for this?

You're 14, right?

Waiting for the deer.

Do it like a handbell chorus where one person is responsible for hitting each note and have as many shooters as you need.

"I'm so crazy" "I'm so avante-garde" "I'm sooo different"

This is one of my pet peeves. Plain-clothes does not equal undercover. Believe it or not, driving around in a police car with full radio and lights might possibly blow your cover.

"Put a disco in it and add some wavy shit. Done and done."

CVT

No need for a stick shift, CVT just like an atv or sled.

Sooo what exactly happened to the last original burning up back in 2010?
http://jalopnik.com/5713210/peter-…

If I hadn't been alone, a buddy would've told me to start my three-point turn further back in the clearing. I'd never have boxed myself in between those three trees in the first place. And speaking of bumping, I had just learned my third lesson.

Why in hell would anyone give you a car?

It looks like an Optima.

Okay.

If I clicked on a cross-posted headline for Jezebel from Jalopnik, I wouldn't start raving about how all these rabid feminist whackos are taking over Jalopnik; it's a separate site.

"He has no appeal to me personally and therefore I will assume no appeal to any person on planet earth" - FTFY

This is Jalopnik.

We also have asset forfeiture laws.