"I'm so crazy" "I'm so avante-garde" "I'm sooo different"

This is one of my pet peeves. Plain-clothes does not equal undercover. Believe it or not, driving around in a police car with full radio and lights might possibly blow your cover.

"Put a disco in it and add some wavy shit. Done and done."

CVT

No need for a stick shift, CVT just like an atv or sled.

Sooo what exactly happened to the last original burning up back in 2010?
http://jalopnik.com/5713210/peter-…

If I hadn't been alone, a buddy would've told me to start my three-point turn further back in the clearing. I'd never have boxed myself in between those three trees in the first place. And speaking of bumping, I had just learned my third lesson.

Why in hell would anyone give you a car?

It looks like an Optima.

Okay.

If I clicked on a cross-posted headline for Jezebel from Jalopnik, I wouldn't start raving about how all these rabid feminist whackos are taking over Jalopnik; it's a separate site.

"He has no appeal to me personally and therefore I will assume no appeal to any person on planet earth" - FTFY

This is Jalopnik.

We also have asset forfeiture laws.

That's not what the license plate says. In other news: Argentina lost the war.

No, it sounds like a big block V8...it's a pretty distinctive noise.

No.

My coffee is cold, I'd like a refund please.