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Very true. My sister drives constantly for her job and has had more accidents in a year than I've had ever.

Do you read words?

Yes, fog lights.

Am I the only one noticing that the Mecum tweet says 1 million not 1.1 million?

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That's about normal for around here, lots of grid roads.

Using an actual pickup truck? Amateur.

Fix-a-flat is terrible stuff. People tend to drive around on a tire they sprayed the gunk into until it starts to leak again. I've just seen this in the context of ATVs but that stuff will eat into and destroy a steel rim.

I know a guy who stopped at a gas station and saw, at a neighboring pump, a group of teenagers gathered around a car with the hood up. Turns out they were trying to figure out where to add oil. He showed them and walked away but as he was leaving heard one of them comment something along the lines of "I don't think…

"First it was Ted Bundy giving the Beetle a bad name by being the only socially irredeemable douchebag to ever drive one"

It looks like a vintage Ferrari F1 car, right? It's not. It's also been pulled over by some undercover NYC cops.

human food*

Road head.

What's that, guy sitting in his comfy chair in front of his computer? You know the personal history of everyone on this site? My goodness, how did you get so darned omniscient?

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What an absolute 'tard.

Sorry, you get no sympathy if your entire engine bay is on fire but you continue to crank the motor.

Seat is supposed to be Volkswagen's 'sexy' brand, but even before VAG's takeover, the Spanish tried to sell the old Fiat Panda with the false promise of a blowjob. This ad from Russia is pretty much the same thing. A nice way to get rid of your female customers.

If we’re going to talk about weird, fanciful, and sometimes unobtainable watches, we should start at the top. The Parimigiani Fleurier Bugatti Type 370 has a strange French-Italian hybrid of a name like Mr. Ettoire Bugatti himself, but this watch is completely Swiss.