Boo hoo.

Nope.

Yes. That was my point.

Good to know, I thought those were rescue dinghies from the emergency crews

Fair enough, still seems odd that they didn't deploy the ones they do have.

Took me awhile, I was trying to decipher the license plate.

Seems like as good a time as any to use the inflatable emergency egress ramps, no?

Because swimming will help you when you're trapped inside a metal capsule at the bottom of the ocean.

However, a road tire will, especially on motorcycles, outperform a racing tire in normal usage. Racing slicks do not work well unless they are hot and street riding/driving won't even get them luke warm.

You must be American.

Well you know, when you get to the mid-life crisis stage of life the ol' prostate can start causing some problems. If you get a chance, you go.

"And yeah, you can modify bikes, but people hardly do compared to cars"

Bye bye sliders

Thanks to dubstep, everyone loses.

That's not to say that the Hennessey Venom GT, Koenigsegg Agera R or some other car could attempt to change that at some point. We're certainly excited to see them try.

Venom will never fit the classification of a production car. Not enough numbers, not registered as a Hennessey, etc

I've long since given up on anything resembling objectivity from Gawker employees...

Not all 1000cc bikes are Superbikes.

"hit at Volkswagen's Ehra Lessien Test Track in Germany."

Exactly. For positive exposure to 350 million+ prospective car buyers, they should get to keep the damn things.