No but seriously though...I blame Nintendo.

So many people went for the obvious one, and I was actually expecting an Assassination Classroom reference, so here’s my star.

Because duh.

Quick and dirty, first time trying this..

Trials of Osiris is being held back by the existing flaws of Crucible.

I think we should implement a system that forces you to read entire articles before commenting.

That's still coming! And in 2015 as well. We're actually crazy enough to release *two* PSP games in 2015! ;)

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You know what really irritated me the most about this? Burbank is a reporter on Television, which is ALSO something people waste their lives watching. I just pictured someone watching his report and going "My God, he's right!" and turning off their TV and going outside. Does he not realize many people also escape…

In theory Blizzard could have a Warcraft IV take place between WoW 1 and 2. You know, so they can establish new lore characters they can then have players kill in WoW2 for the fun of it.

Hah. I remember being an 8-year-old kid playing this game in a public library. 2002 was a great year.

Man, I'm an international player myself and I'm gonna be honest with you: fuck non-English speakers.

I fully understand the situation some of those are in: they are playing on THEIR foreign server, speaking their foreign language and that's completely fine.

What fucking grinds my gears is when I'm playing on a US Server…

The thing that pisses me off is they have servers all over the world, but people only play on US East and US West. If you can't speak English, why the hell are you playing on US servers with 300 ping instead of the one right next door, where everyone speaks your language and you'll have 50 ping?

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

My friend's mom used to work for Nokia so he would always get phones for free. He would smash them on the school desks repeatedly just to show how durable they were, and then come in the next day with a new one lol

Boy, I look forward to the day when I'm so successful that local homeowners associations can't stop me from painting my home bright colors like Toriyama's studio.

Cooking tragedies with character treats: A long standing tradition.