If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

It depends, how many of the people lined up also have jerseys for Terrell Suggs? Another probowler for the Ravens and has twice been accused of assaulting his then girlfriend, now wife.

The only person who is angry, ALL THE TIME, is Mellie. Who is white. Super duper white.

Nope. I didn't say that only black people have baby hairs at all. I said that this specific styling of them is unique to black and latina women.

Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

Nothing brings us adults more joy than messing with the unsuspecting minds of toddlers! This reminds me of the baby meeting her dad's twin for the first time...

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

First: You need a partner.

It has garnered a lot of attention in many other spaces besides Jezebel. I understand that you haven't seen it, but it's absolutely out there.

Hey, Rita. Rhianna from three years ago called. She wants everything back.

He shot himself in the back without a gun! No wait, he shot himself in the chest without a gun, while his hands were cuffed behind his back! But no, he had a third arm we just didn't know what to do with because there are only two cuffs! No wait, he stole an officer's gun and held a white child hostage! Actually, he…

I'm happy that super models are making a come back. I miss the days when Naomi/Cindy/Christy/Linda were a huge deal.

here's my sex spreadsheet

The thing I find most grating about Iggy is that she raps in a fake accent. I'm okay with her adopting some aspects of black culture based on her experiences in the US, but there is a difference between being influenced by something and mimicking it, and Azalea's faux-Black rapping is on the wrong side of that line.

It's going down! Thank god Sollange is involved. It is our only hope to find out what really happened. She'll never be able to keep it hush hush.

I don't know what your point is really. I'm pretty sure if Jay Z attacked Solange, it would be an article about how he should be arrested.

I'm curious: If Jay-Z had attacked Solange, would Jezebel post an article entitled, "The Top Theories About Why Jay-Z Attacked Solange", recounting all the various speculation about Jay-Z's possible alcohol use, Solange having insulted him as a father, and him standing up for Beyonce? Or would we bypass all discussion…

If she's JUST trying to sell her book, she would have specifically stated his NAME.

I'll never buy a used car again. The main reason being is services like Car Fax and Auto Check are bullshit. You just can't trust them. Last used car I bought had a clean bill of health from both services. It had been sitting on a dealer lot for 3 months. Plenty of time for anything to get added to the Car Fax…

Maybe she'd like to know what time he's coming home so she can make dinner and have it be ready on time without having to initiate the texting every day? (Because then of course she'd be a nag.) It's not that hard to send a text if you're going to be decently late all the time, and if it is, then this is a good…