The eerily accurate texts are fake

That interview was awesome. If you disagree, you should take a long look at how boring your existence is.

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.

I wish there was someone writing for Jezebel who actually had a basic understanding of photography and the process of retouching because no, they just balanced the whites.

If Jennifer Lawrence wins over Lupita, I will board a spaceship and leave this earth.

Disappointed that Blackfish got snubbed. Lupita better fucking win this time.

I'm really surprised not to see Fruitvale Station anywhere.

LUPITA FOREVER, Y'ALL.

That reporter sounds like an asshole to me.

As a woman sitting on a useless screenwriting degree who was basically jaded out of "the business" based upon how I and other women writers were discussed and treated, I can't agree more. More women in the writing room only means good things for the women (and the way they're portrayed) on screen.

Adding diversity to the writing staff was a far more pressing need than to have the Token Woman Black as the ideas for sketches seem to have gotten stale.

These pictures are horrible. I know they're trying to be artsy, but it looks like someone doesn't know how to work a flash.

Wait, not to take away from the tragicness of a babies death but a three year old had 10 cavities?!?! How's that even possible? Were her parents even brushing her teeth? I've heard of one or two for a kid that age but 10. I'm shocked by that alone.

I'm white and I want to tag this shit #SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen

Ani DiFranco's non-apology is one of the shittiest I've read in a LONG time - she's like the poster-child for terrible white feminism. Her basic point can be boiled down to "black feminists complained in a way that made me uncomfortable and that's not ok, and terrible things happened everywhere so I can't be expected…

He cheated with Tori. Why wouldn't he cheat on Tori? Is this really a surprise to anyone? He cheated on his previous wife when they were in the middle of adopting a baby and she ended up adopting as a single mom because he refused to go through with the adoption. What a guy. I'd definitely marry and have four children…

Blow my mind and put me to sleep. All you'll hear is Zzzzzzz, from me

Is it a weird sex practice to make sure my female partner orgasms before intercourse?

These tests were administered at a different lab.

What? Give me an example. Seriously. All those damn posts about Miley Cyrus on Jez before, during, and after her album came out. Lady Gaga's artpop. And you're talking about Beyonce? Girl, bye.