“Sir, your 60000 mile service requires the replacement of your suspension dampers. That’ll be $9200 please”

I haz a sad.

You can take the owner out of the Mustang, but you cannot take the Mustang out of the owner.

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Youve never bought a project car I take it.

*checks bank account

In an awkward turn of events, the 67 Ford GT is third in class behind two ... Ferraris

I wouldn't convert a WORKING 308 to electric, but considering it was scrap before they did it, I'm okay with this.

Peaked? I think you’re looking at the graph upside down.

Toyota Motor Corporation President Akio Toyoda rolls out in a 4-door Corolla GT like the one that captured his heart in the 1980s. The Corolla celebrates its 50th anniversary this year.

Did you just compare a civic to an audi and a BMW?

Fuglier by the day. It is a car for the numbers nerds, and there are a half dozen cars I would rather own than the GTR in it’s current form, including most notably, it’s far more attractive R34 father.

I just puked a bit...

Great job! I love how subtle the lines, creases, cutouts, curves, arches, swoops, scoops spoilers and lights all interact with each other to create a homogeneous whole.

In America, 2 tons is correctly refereed to as one Rosie Odonnell.

No, but as an american you also believe that 2 tons (4400 lbs) is light, so that evens things out.

I will always click on anything to do with the Pagani Zonda.

Maintenance, depreciation, depreciation, maintenance.

I hope she has 50k for repairs and maintenance!

You forgot swear words and Italian racial slurs