“so from what i heard if u get a any kind of ban in any part of season u will not get Season 5 Ranked Rewards is that correct sir ? thanks in advance.”

Admittedly posted before reading because I tweeted Yannick about this and it angers me:

So patronizing execution aside, I’m really behind this concept of hiring people who’s sole job is to help bolster morale at a company.

money motivates me....not women.....give me reasonable money and i can give you my best work. Pay me peanuts and you will get peanuts quality.

I don’t know if it’s just me but...right when two people decide they want to have sex in my vault, it seems like Mr. Handy rushes into the room. x)

This is the same logic as people who are always advocating for an “easy mode” in games like Dark Souls and Darkest Dungeon, that “choice is always better”.

Sorry, but no. Sometimes an experience feels and plays out a certain way and maintains a specific identity specifically because there is not choice. Not being able…

But the interesting thing, at least in my mind, is how often Dark Souls PUSHES you to exploit it.

But doesn’t having thousands of people at the controls already subvert how the game was “meant” to be played? This isn’t that different from them adding the Anarchy/Democracy system to Pokemon when they realized there would be no way to complete certain parts of the game.

The lesson may as well be that if you try to get a bunch of people on the internet together to accomplish something, there will always be an enormous amount of people there trying to ruin it because they haven’t anything better to do.

Funnily enough ‘women bending over backwards’ is the favourite cover pose of that group.

This is why I never eat at Olive Garden.

Hold portal is also really great for those times right after you have tossed delayed-blast fireball into the barracks, and you want to make absolutely sure nobody leaves.

Agh! I cast Banish Dazzle! I cast Banish Dazzle!

I want a t-shirt now that says “ride the disk”.

Heh, I love that we’re such nerds we’re trying to make these spells useful. :)

The nuts part about irresistible dance was that it didn't allow for a saving throw (the only enchantment that I recall like that). Unless they are immune to spells, that motherfucker is dancing.

He still could have screwed with you. TFD is only ever 3 feet in diameter. Sure, it’ll hold something like 100 pounds per caster level, but unless you increase the size of the base that’s holding all of your goods, what you can carry out is rather limited, especially if it is a ton of small items like coins or jewels.

The utterly best thing about this list is the comments thread, in which a host of pen-and-paper grognards demonstrate that one of the greatest things about tabletop roleplay is that there is absolutely no such thing as a useless spell or item when a half-dozen-or-so smart and creative people sit down at the gaming…

Oh man, you’ve got to do one that’s about the most creatively abuseable spells in the game now!