Shark Week would like you to believe otherwise.

This is a feasible tactic in Games Workshop fare.

I’m guessing that’s a clip from one of the “Sharknado” movies. So technically it didn’t jump. It was already up. Because of global warming and stuff. But luckily it adapted on the fly to breathe without water and feast on passing waterfoul!

That's pretty dark.

The biography seems weird. A holder of multiple degrees, member of a wealthy family, politically connected, marine... cheerleader? One of these things is not like the others. Did she become a cheerleader strictly for this moment to get her face on tv in a sympathetic tone? Or just because she can?

I’m glad he got paid to not have fun. It means I don’t have to pay to not have fun.

Statues. I’m a sucker for statues.

But you won’t have a pip-boy.

She looks like a little girl. Isn't she supposed to be a hardened special forces operative? Face paint doesn't harden doe eyes.

The alpaca does not seem amused.

If they were to make a shelter 2 with that level of micromanagement I think they need to move beyond the mobile market. I think the idea of a vault sim has merit - not as a AAA title, but as a smaller downloadable title they could provide some more variety and better tools.

That was in no way intended to be serious. But now I'm in an irony loop because I can't tell if you're serious about me being serious.

On the other hand, shelter maternity policy is absolutely draconian. They work right up until birth, and get about five seconds leave time. And if there's no room - they have to stay pregnant! Not to mention the complete lack of childcare options. Sure, go play with the super reactor! What could go wrong?

It's the end of the world. Repopulation is key!

Are you dwellers low level? ie, SPECIAL through the roof but the “level” is 1-5?

Don't forget, they are also sparing in their use of the shift key. Pinkies are being spared.

Except at home.

That would be “HR Director”.

My sensitive progressive mature male thinks this is degrading and patronizing.

My brain hurts.