She looks like a little girl. Isn't she supposed to be a hardened special forces operative? Face paint doesn't harden doe eyes.

The alpaca does not seem amused.

If they were to make a shelter 2 with that level of micromanagement I think they need to move beyond the mobile market. I think the idea of a vault sim has merit - not as a AAA title, but as a smaller downloadable title they could provide some more variety and better tools.

That was in no way intended to be serious. But now I'm in an irony loop because I can't tell if you're serious about me being serious.

On the other hand, shelter maternity policy is absolutely draconian. They work right up until birth, and get about five seconds leave time. And if there's no room - they have to stay pregnant! Not to mention the complete lack of childcare options. Sure, go play with the super reactor! What could go wrong?

It's the end of the world. Repopulation is key!

Are you dwellers low level? ie, SPECIAL through the roof but the “level” is 1-5?

Don't forget, they are also sparing in their use of the shift key. Pinkies are being spared.

Except at home.

That would be “HR Director”.

My sensitive progressive mature male thinks this is degrading and patronizing.

My brain hurts.

You’re playing with fire, Ms. Hernandez.

Is Mr. Handy only available for purchase, or can he pop up as a challenge reward?

Not enough Nuka Cola. And only one bar!

Have you tried the updated version or are you working off the original?

That's an interesting point - the summons. Would anyone consider it cheating if Twitch Plays found a ringer and summoned them in for every boss fight? I mean - that's all unmodified gameplay. Not at all in the spirit of Twitch Plays but nothing that could be considered cheating.

Seconded. Monkeys on Typewriters does not fit the “Punishing difficulty, appropriately rewarded” mantra of the series. I'm willing to give them a pass on a pause function. It's not like they morphed themselves into a boss creature.

It's fortunate I don't shop at Starbucks often. If I ever stood in line behind Brad's nightmare customer, I'm pretty sure I'd black out and murder it. Then politely request my "small black coffee".

If that's true, I will cast off my agnosticism and bow to you as the new Lord.