I presume that if a god guts a ghost, something unpleasant happens to the ghost. Maybe they have to work at Denny's or something.

This was way funnier that your original joke.

My irritation does not originate from being a connoisseur (I am not). It’s about respect. This is something your partner does purely for your benefit, and it can be both uncomfortable and unpleasant for the provider. That they'd even do it at all is a testament to their desire to please you. You can joke about it…

Sorry. I missed the nonexistent subtext.

Have you had a blowjob? That's a pretty gross oversimplification on the matter. There's a world of difference between having a penis in your mouth and satisfying your partner. Mad respect to the people who do it well - I'd never simplify it to "just put it in your mouth".

Sit on his face. He'll reciprocate or die.

That doesn’t make her great at a blowjob. It makes you great at being partners. She could be horrible at blowjobs, but your emotional connection and mutual respect is what gets you off.

3-5 minutes is about average for me, but only if I'm already raring to go. It's a little longer if I'm not in the mood when the missus surprises me.

Opioids probably suppressed the gag reflex. The article gives some good pointers that don't require a deep-throat situation, and I'm sure your fella would rather have a quality BJ without deepthroating than none at all.

Tip for guys who get something out of their partner swallowing - manage your diet. Stay away from alcohol, fish, and red meat. If you’re expecting a special event, drink a lot of water, pineapple juice, and go heavy on sweet fruits.

Maybe he's running from the zombie germs that only he can see.

Strong disagree.

Or be civil and form a large community that’s capable of setting up a watch.

I don’t want to fight this person’s battle for them, but they’re right. Vaccination induces your body’s immune response to fight a perceived threat. I’m not sure there’s a solid reference I can point to online - I’ve got a Voet and Voet college textbook that’s probably got that nailed down. But you don’t need an…

He’s misguided and maybe doesn’t understand what a vaccine actually does. Your immune system still gets the workout, just without the danger. Like running on a treadmill, instead of through the forest being chased by wolves.

There aren't enough thetans in the vaccines. They can't be good for you.

Honest question for anyone who might be in the know - how common are dogfights in modern warfare?

You might want to start collecting now. Things that used "used" or "retro" pass into "classic" and "collector" in the blink of an eye.

Hey! People still like... um...

Adding fuel to your fire - ironically, the one system that attempted to capitalize on a “multi-screen ecosystem” out of the box is the one with the least sales.