I think you're misguided in this. You can be a critic without being an expert in the field you're critiquing. The criterion for being a critic is a deep understanding, not necessarily a capabilityt. Siskel and Ebert never directed a movie but they ran a national program to voice their opinions. Jon Stewart's never…

Cancer has provided science with some very useful tools. Mostly to fight cancer with.

Intensely. For the rescuing.

Nicely done.

How did we not think of this sooner? #AmericanFail.

Hoax or not, that dude is way too bored looking while being surrounded by attractive women. He even has a fried gun. What more do you need?

How about Chuckie riding Robocop? They could just skin it and clone the other Master/Blaster character's moves.

Please, please tell me the player blew it apart with a shotgun afterwards. Burger-splatter physics need testing! I want to see the individual sesame seeds scattered all over that desktop.

Ah, yes. I was a young teenager during the glory days of MTV spring break. That programming was... formative.

All good advice, though I feel like the tone paints the employer as the bad guy. In a publicly traded company, malice toward employees is poison to the bottom line. Certainly the managers are tasked with optimizing the work force, and they're going to squeeze every ounce of effort they can from their employees. But…

While I completely agree this will be teh stoopid, the star power might carry it. Adam Sandler paired with Kevin James could well turn out to be magical. And did I spot Peter Dinklage in there? Hopefully it's more than a bit part.

I'd leave my family for a girl that smells like a flame-grilled beef patty.

Dammit! I hate being out-logic-ed.

I think you made the right choice.

That looks delicious. Where'd you get that?

I have a story that's maybe a bit more forgiveable, given the circumstances.

Just show her a picture of your baby. She'll change her mind.

I think you've hit the crux of it. When you get people together and let them get to know one another, they'll generally get along. The more populated an area gets the more integrated we become.

Only in certain places. There's still a lot of "purebred" mentality over most of the landmass. The more populated areas tend to be more enthusiastic.

You probably should have put a NSFW tag on that. But thank you.